#Everything.
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#Everything.
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Are you trying to tell me that the man of my dreams is a dope-smoking puppy?
Actually…
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When “straight” gays think they’re better than you for being “masculine”
*Which isn’t to say that people with vaginas can’t be gay men, I should have chosen my wording better but that’s what came out*
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When someone sexy hits me up:
When I see someone cute:
When an old man wants to hook up with me:
When that cute guy doesn’t know how to keep a conversation going:
Salami nips.
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