Last night I was in the bathroom at the bar which of course has a huge mirror in front of the trough, so you can see everyone’s dicks when they pee.
I was peeing next to a hot guy who was wearing a tight shirt, had tattoos and a beard, and a septum piercing. Mind you it was just us in the bathroom and I was looking down and just peeing, minding my own business when he turns to me, dick obviously out on purpose, and says “It’s a bad idea, you being in here with me right now…” I asked why, and he looked me up and down and replied with “It’s just a bad idea”, bit his bottom lip, and walked away.
Like, WHAT. WHY?! Why now?! Now that I’m dating someone this kind of shit happens! It’s like, straight out of a movie. It was strange, I went back out to my date and was strangely pissed to go back to him, even though he’s sweet and attentive and genuinely likes me.
Dating is so weird. I think I’d rather be promiscuous.